Breach jokes
TV: SCHOOL SHOOTING 13 DIED.
Father: Guns cause all these problems!
Kid playing FNAF security breach *bang* *Bang*
Kid: WOLF PU&EY WOLF PU^$Y WOLF PU*#Y
Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach
SCP-173 has breached containment. This is not a joke. Multiple Keter class SCPs have breached containment. This is an XK class event. Evacuate the Earth and solar system. The world is ending!
We don't have school shooters; we have special ed breeches.
Fuck it, suicide is wrong, but if you jump off a bridge and yell "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
A condom and bungee jumping are exactly alike, if the rubber breaks, you're f**ked.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
If you jump off a bridge while crying, it's suicide, but if you jump off a bridge while screaming "parkour," it's a failed stunt.
What makes suicide illegal?
Getting caught.
Community talk
GENESIS 38 Judah and Tamar 1It happened at that time that Judah went down from his brothers and turned aside to a certain Adullamite, whose name was Hirah. 2There Judah saw the daughter of a certain Canaanite whose name was Shua. He took her and went in to her, 3and she conceived and bore a son, and he called his name Er. 4She conceived again and bore a son, and she called his name Onan. 5Yet again she bore a son, an… Read more