Bounty

Bounty Jokes

Orphan

Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?

Head

When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.

Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?

Orphan

Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?

He was not worth keeping.

Paper Towel

So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...

...their new slogan?

The Quicker Pecker Upper.

Pants

I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.

Pet

What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?

His Boba Pet.