Bounty jokes
Me: Brings in missing child.
Police: OMG this kid has been missing for 3 months. Here is your reward.
Me: Oh, cool.
NEXT DAY
Me: Brings in 8 other kids.
Police :0 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why do orphans wish they had a bounty on them so that they can be wanted?
When I aim this trigger, it all goes red.
Do you have a bounty 'cause you got a "M" on your head?
Why did the bounty hunter not cash in an orphan?
He was not worth keeping.
So, I heard Bounty, the maker of paper towels, has decided to get into the Male Enhancement business...
...their new slogan?
The Quicker Pecker Upper.
What do you call a homeless bounty hunter?
Hobo Fett!
I’m here to collect my bounty, what’s your bounty? Your pants.
What did the bounty hunter call his favorite dog?
His Boba Pet.