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Q: What do priests have in common with McDonald's?
A: They both put their meat in 13-year-old buns.
What's the difference between Vikkstar and a tree?
Nothing. They're both hollow on the inside and brown on the outside.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Three blonde girls are on an island, and they are much too far away from land to swim. They find a genie on the island who offers them each one wish. The first girl says, "I wish I was smart enough to get off this island!" So the genie makes her a redheaded girl, she cuts down a tree, makes it into a boat, and proceeds to row off the island.
The next girl says, "I wish I was even smarter than her so I don't have to do so much manual labor!" So she turns into a brunette and makes a sailboat and lets the wind take her off the island.
The final girl says, "I wish I was smarter than both of them!" So she turns into a man and takes the bridge.
"Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other."
What do Jim Kelly and Dick Cheney have in common?
They both make terrible hunters.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
How can you compare a gay prostitute to Pacman?
They both get paid to eat 200 balls!
What do Marie Antoinette and 2005-2012 Korn have in common?
They're both Headless.
What do pigs and ink have in common?
They both go in a pen.
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
My neighbor is like my marriage. They're both in the hole.
How are Stephen Hawking and Kaepernick so much alike? They both don’t stand for the national anthem.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
What does Germany and the rest of the world have in common? They both use gases to poison one thing or another.
What’s the difference between women and condoms?
There isn’t a difference; they’re both throw aways.
Do you know what the similarity between a penis and cucumber is?
They both have cum in it.
I saw a man trying to rape a girl. I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against both of us.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.