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What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What does a bungee jumper and a homosexual have in common?
When the rubber snaps, they both end up in the shit! 💩
I broke my ankles so hard I had to walk uphill both ways.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
What do Gay Men and Minorities have in common?
My dad hates them both!
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
What do Bob Ross's painting and the orphanage have in common?
They're both filled with happy little accidents.
What does a priest and a clown have in common?
They both make children cry.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can’t be found.
What's the difference between an orphan dying and a bag of groceries being dropped?
While most agree that both are unfortunate, people actually care when they drop their groceries.
What does a stray cat/dog have in common?
Both of them don't have a home!
What does Justin Bieber and a rabbit have in common?
They're both adorably cute and everyone loves them except for Justin Bieber.
What do McDonald's and priests have in common?
They both shove their meat into 10-year-old buns.
What do my wife and dinner have in common? They are both vegetables.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
What’s the difference between the twin towers and your parents?
Nothing, they are both just memories.