Boomarang jokes

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

What is the difference between your dad and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.