Boomarang jokes

Orphan

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

Orphan

Why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? Because they had no one to pick them up.

What's an orphan's best friend? A boomerang because it's the only thing that ever came back.

Orphan

Orphan: Throws a boomerang.

Boomerang: Comes back with his father.

Father: Goes to get milk.

Boomerang

I couldn’t quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

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  • Orphan

    One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.

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  • Orphan

    What do you call a boomerang that does not come back?

    An orphan's parents.