Boomarang jokes

What do you call an autistic kid with orange hair?

A boomerang.

An orphan's favorite toy is a boomerang. It comes back to them, unlike their parents.

Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.

Why does Ama like boomerangs? Because they actually come back!

I threw a boomerang two years ago... I live in constant fear.

I threw a boomerang years ago. Now I live in constant fear.

I threw a boomerang a few years ago. I now live in constant fear.