Bluetooth connection jokes

Stephen Hawking died because he accidentally lost his bluetooth connection.

Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.

Why did Wi-Fi and the computer get married?

Because they had a connection.

One time, I broke up with my Roblox girlfriend by sending her a message. Thirty seconds later, I heard my uncle crying in the next room.

What's the difference between a phone and a girl? You can turn it off whenever you want.