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Blood

5 years ago

Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.

Son: Really?

Also 2 hours later:

Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.

Mom: Son, I-

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  • Blood

    1 year ago

    Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

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