Blue Blood jokes

Roses are red, violets are blue; blood's thicker than water, so yeah, I got you.

Mom: They say our kid neighbor has blue blood.

Son: Really?

Also 2 hours later:

Son: Mom, the kid doesn't have blue blood.

Mom: Son, I-

What can you do if you can't bear sharing the same blood as your father who raped you?

Have a blood transfusion.

I'm back and wearing dead whites who are killing whites from Eastern Europe on me. Shout out my boy russia and Ukraine, they all are evil just like USA and China and the rest of the west!

Guys, I'm back...

Here's my joke:

What is blue and red all over?

Blood in the water of a shark attack victim.

Q: What's red during puberty?

A: The blood on my hands.