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I got home one day and a Spanish guy, white guy, black guy told me that your sister knows he meats. She won a trophy, we blind folded her, then my sister say yeah I was blinded folded, and I gave all three of them blowjobs and I had to guest which flavor of the meat it was. The Trophy said Best BlowJobs. As a brother I couldn't be prouder.

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I was going home and 3 guys came up to me. An Italian, black, Spanish. They said you should be a proud brother your sister knows her meats, I didn't know what they were talking about. They said sister won a trophy you will see it when you get home. I went home my sister said look I won a trophy by knowing my meats. I said what do you mean well 3 guys blindfolded me and I gave them a blowjob each one of them, and I guest which flavor was it. I was right all the time that's how I won my trophy. Has a big brother I couldn't be any prouder.

I went home one day & three guys a Spanish, a Chinese, a white guy told me you should be proud of your sister that she won a trophy about knowing her flavor of meats. Then my sister told me that I was blindfold, and gave all of them a blowjob,and I had to guess which flavor that I was sucking on. I was aright all the time, and they gave me a trophy. The Trophy say blowjobs of fthe flavors. As a brother I couldn't be more prouder.

Two guys were walking down the street and one of the guys told his friend he could talk any Blond in the world into giving him a Blowjob, any Blond! So the guy bet him 20 bucks and pointed to this cute blond sitting on the side of the road and said alright let's see it! The other guy walks up to the cutie and says, Hi my names Dave and my Doctor just told me that if I didn't get a Blowjob from a Blond within three hours that the disease I have will kill me in 'oh less see now 22 minutes! She looked up at him with tears in her eyes and said "You mean I could save you from dying right now?" Then she says pull it out! 10 minutes later the two men were laughing and patting old Dave on the back when his friend noticed the blond sitting in the alley bawling her eyes out! So he walks over to her and says I would have thought you would be so happy for saving my friends life?! So she looks up him just crying her eyes out even worse and says" I could have saved my dad!"

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