The Christian Nationalist

How can you tell if a white homophobic heterosexual man with bisexual tendencies is a Christian nationalist?

He gives anonymous blowjobs to men regardless of their sexual orientation.

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Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is for people who have the brain capacity of a stale Cheeto. It's poking fun at the hypocrisy of some conservative dudes. They preach against the gays but sneak around giving dudes head. It's funny because it's unexpected and points out their dumb double standards. This joke is for big brain thinkers, like me.

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