How do you break up two blind guys fighting?
Yell, "My money's on the guy with the knife!"
did you see the blind guy trip on a can...... he didint ether
How do you punish a blind guy? You leave a plunger in the toilet
How do you surprise a blind guy.
Say, "Surprise"
One day I meet a blind guy and I said you should see Mt Cheaha
So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.
A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."
how do you suprise a blind guy. leave the plunger in the toilet
Today I Vance a blind guy a gun and told him it was a hair dryer. Since I have no fingerprints, the police said it was suicide. I guess you can say I took care of him!
A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... how mae Ingers am I olding up
A blind guy walks into a bar.
Blind guy and his seeing eye dog walk into a bar. The Blind guy starts swinging the dog around on the leash. The bartender yells Sir Stop! What are you doing!? The Blind guy say, I'm just looking around.
A blind guy shot up a town, I guess he couldn’t see the road to heaven.
