I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man???
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
There is a Mexican, white guy, a Jew, and a Black man on top of the Empire State Building.
First, the Mexican and the Jew throw themselves off of the building saying, "This is for my people!"
Then the Black man is next up to jump and says, "This is for my people!"
And throws the White man off of the building.
What’s the difference between a Black man and a Jew?
One was born burnt.
How do you know Adam and Eve were White?
Have you ever tried taking a rib from a Black man?
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
I went fishing with my grandpa, and my fishing line caught the attention of a school of fish. I told him to get my gun.
A black man said, "Where are the young ones?"
What is the difference between a black man and Jew?
One was born burnt.
What did God say when he made the first black man? crap I burnt one
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What do Batman and a Black man have in common?
Answer: They can't go anywhere without Robin.
What’s the worst song to play in front of a vegetable? “James Brown - Get on Up”
What’s the worst song to play in front of a handicapped kid? “Van Halen - Jump”
What's the worst song to play in front of a black man in Minneapolis? “I Can't Breathe - Juice Wrld”
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
Don't be racist! BE LIKE MARIO!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japanese, who speaks English, and looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew.
What do you call a black man with a gun? A GANGSTA
What's the difference between an apple and a black man?
Apples look better hanging on a tree.
