Big Chungus jokes

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

You are so fat that Big Chungus looks like a small Chungus.

Big Chungus.

Damn, bitch, you got a big ass for a head!

Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.

Before the chicken or the egg, there was only Chuck Norris.

Roses are red, pussies are wet, when it goes in he gets upset. She said it's too small, so that's all. But later that day, he wanted to say, "Every time I play, no one complains, so she was just lying." She started flying, went out of her seat, the skirt went up, the greatest of them all. Everyone said, "Fly away big chunky balls."

When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you don’t make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.