roses r red violets r twisted u bend over ur bout to get fisted
Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam
Doctor: Yup
Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger
Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor
Bend over and spell run
this is not a joke but if your uncle tells you, "{ bend over, touch your toes, i'll show you were the monster goes." don't do it hehhehehehehe.
My proctologist used to be a photographer, he took x-rays and told me to bend over and say cheese
