Bend Over Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

Ad

A screenshot of an online personal ad. The headline reads 'I need a female to fart in my mouth - m4w - 34 (Detroit)'. Below the headline, there is a photo of a man and his age listed as 'age : 34'. The ad text reads: 'I want a big beautiful black lady here in Detroit to fart in my mouth with gas. I just want you to get on the couch and bend over so I can open my mouth wrap my lips around your asshole. I need you to fart loud and long filling up my mouth, while I masturbate.'

Ninjago

hey ninjago fans, who is he bending over for?

A cartoon illustration of a male character with shark-like features, such as a dorsal fin on his back and tail fin on his hips. He has pale skin, black hair, and pointy ears and is looking down with a confused expression.

Place

A screenshot of a social media post with three comments. The first comment from user landorus says "lets have phone sex over walkie talkies". The second comment from user rninor says "bend over" "bend what? over". The third comment from user striderofthenorth-dom says "I hate this place".

Argument

Shitpost-master general

A pink and purple image with obscured text that says "I'm not arguing with a twink. Bend over."

Jokes

Rose

Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.

Prostate exam

Male Patient: So I just pull my pants down and bend over for my prostate exam.

Doctor: Yup.

Male: Ok I'm ready....hey doc that doesn't feel like a finger.

Doctor: He he yeah...im not a doctor.

Run

Bend over and spell run.

Bend over jokes