Bathing Tub jokes
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Memes
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.