Bathing Tub jokes
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in the bathtub?
A: Throw in some laundry.
So my dad tells these jokes and someone posted one on this website so...
How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb? 101, one to hold the light bulb and 100 to spin the house.
There’s also one about a bowling ball in a bath tub he hasn’t told me that though. I'll research that.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
A little boy and a little girl are taking a bath together. The little girl looks down at the boy and says, "Can I touch it?" The little boy looks back at her and says, "Hell no, you already broke yours off!"
What do you call a Muslim guy in a bathtub?
A bath bomb 💣
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.