Barking lot jokes

Why did the dog cross the road?

To get to the barking lot.

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Put them in a barking lot!

It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.

My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.

What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?

A beagle!

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

billie: hi.

me: You wanna hear a story?

billie: Yes, sure.

me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.