Barking lot jokes
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Put them in a barking lot!
Why did the dog cross the road?
To get to the barking lot.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Who thinks that dogs bark to munch?
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.