how can you buy emos. just use their bar code
so i went up to a emo and i said why did you steal my bar code from my chips
Why do emo people go to the store with no money? Because they Just scan their bar code and get every thing free.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
Why was the emo kid sad? Because his bar code expired.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
