Bad jokes
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans? Because what are they going to do, tell their parents?
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt.
Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job, but just before the boss was going to hire him, he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over, the man screamed and jumped out the window.
He didn't get the job.
Quote of the day:
A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can't go anywhere until you change it.
Chao!!!
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
I had a calf for a while. The milk was bad until we bought a heifer.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were.
Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
I didn’t realize I had to put jokes into categories, my bad.
Unleash the jokers...👍
What did the orphan's parent say when he got bad grades?
Nothing, he doesn't have any.
So, there's Fred and Frank. Now, they've been friends for years, but Fred, see, he's depressed. Badly.
Either way, so F+F are texting each other, and here's how it goes: (this is my first joke, so please don't judge too harshly)
Frank: Yo
Fred: Hi...
Frank: U heard about de competition?
Fred: Yeah...
Frank: You wanna hang out?
Fred: .......
Frank: What? I've got some noose (news) for you.
Fred: ...I(
Frank: Fine.... I guess we need to think of a plan, though. We don't wanna be hanging on the end.
Fred: *sigh* You know....you really can't rope me into this competition.
Say this when showing this website to someone: "You know, it's too bad this website doesn't have a homepage."
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
You're so white that when I turn off the lights, you're a night light.
Your hairline is so long that Odell Beckham Jr. missed a catch and saw your hairline from a mile away!
When you tell your mom that she is bad at jokes, then she tells you, "Well, I made you!"
Your forehead is so fucking big, I had to call an Uber to get across the eyebrows to your hairline.
I know it's bad, sorry.
Call me a bad economy with high interest rates and low spending, 'cause I'm in a great depression.
Q: What do Olympians make bad DJs?
A: They keep breaking records!
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
Bro, your humor is so bad I bet you would laugh at this.
A B 💿.