B sea jokes

Why does it take so long for the pirates to learn the alphabet?

Because they spend years on C! Pirate: A, B, sea?

A... B... Sea?

Why can't blind people eat fish?

Because it's sea food.

What did the beach say as the tide came in?

Long time, no sea.

What's long, black and full of seamen? A submarine.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.

What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin Sea.