"Alexa, open Kahoot!"
Automation Jokes
I'm not a robot, but orphans are.
U die from robot bite.
Anybody home? :)
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Who eats sleeping? A robot.
We all know Steven can’t post on here because he can’t pass the robot test.
The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"
Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"
"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."
"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"
If you are a robot, you cannot talk.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
What does a robot do after a one night stand?
He nuts 'n bolts!
Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed by the chicken!