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Squirrel

The other day a squirrel asked me for a job. I asked him, "What jobs did you have previously?"

Calmly he answered, "I am a pilot. I can pick it up from here and pile it over there. I also can fly a sign!"

"Too bad, this is a nut cannery, and we're 100% automated. We don't need anyone at this time, sorry."

"No worries, I'm totally nuts anyway. Guess I'll fly a sign across town, don't have bus fare!"

Boeing

What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?

Ask Boeing.

Robot

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because he was programmed by the chicken!

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