Autobiography jokes

What would Hitler do if he was in Minecraft?

Mien.

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

My initials are K.M.C.

Which could also stand for "Kill Main Character".

Which I am planning to do in this book I’m writing.

I’m writing an autobiography.

Should I kill the main character's best friends in my book? It's an autobiography.

Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

Me: It's an autobiography.

"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."

"What type of book is it?"

"An autobiography."

My friend said that his book was getting boring and that he's gonna kill off some characters.

I asked him what his book was about and he said, "Oh, it's an autobiography."