Audrey II jokes

Momma

Yo momma so delusional, she thought your grandma's Venus flytrap was Audrey II.

Garden

Roses are red, Violets are red, Sunflowers are red,

HOLY SHIT, MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

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    • Song

    Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

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    • Poem

    Roses are red. Violets are too. You better run, I’m following you!

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    • Color

    Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.

    Speedbump

    The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!