Why can't Asian people use a telephone?
Because they might wing the wrong number.
what does asian people eat?
rice
Why can’t Asian people make a white baby?
Because two wongs don’t make a white.
Two Asian people have a black baby.
Something wrong.
Why can Asian people buy phones?
'Cause they might call the wrong number.
What did the Asian people name their retarded son?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why can’t Asian people play baseball?
Why?
'Cause they ate the bat!
How do Asian people name their children?
They throw a pan down the stairs.
What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
