Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
Hey, what is the difference between a painting and a wife?
Only the wife was hung up.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
What's the difference between the real Jesus and a picture of him?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Why did the picture go to jail?
Cause it was framed!