At work: Hey guys I'm gonna arnold clock out now.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock the man who knife raped his wife.
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window? It reminded him of Arnold Clock the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife
