Arnold clock jokes
Why did Jack throw his alarm clock out the window?
Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who was accused of knife-raping his wife.
Why did Timmy throw the clock out the window?
It reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man convicted of knife raping his wife.
At work: Hey guys, I'm gonna Arnold clock out now.
Why did Jimmy throw the clock out the window? Because it reminded him of Arnold Clock, the man who knife-raped his wife.
Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
What do a pedophile and a clock have in common? Neither of them go past 12.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.
What happens when a clock is hungry?
It goes back four seconds.