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Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?

Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

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    • How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.

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    • What do prime numbers and stoners have in common? The higher they are, the more spaced out they get.

    Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

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    • I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.

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    • Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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