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Why do ballerinas wear tutus?

The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.

The inmates are yelling 12...12...12... in the courtyard.

A man walking by is interested why the keep chanting 12...12...12... so he sticks his head through the fence and the inmate poked the man in the eye.

Moment later they start chanting 13...13...13...

Teacher: Kids, what are some things you have that make you happy? Kid 1: I have my family to make me happy. Kid 2: I have my friends to make me happy. Teacher: What about you, Sean? Sean: I have to take pills to make me happy...

Q: Why are gay people never late for their flight?

A: They get their shit packed the night before.

This man got his left arm and left leg cut off, and someone asked him, "How are you?" And he said, "I’m all right now."

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Man, it's hot in here!"

The other muffin says, "OH MY GOSH A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!"

Little Johnny went to the doctor to get an infection checked on his penis. As the doctor examined it, he asked, "Lil Johnny how did you get an infection on your penis?" Johnny replied, "Well, the damn neighbor Sally's braces are too sharp."

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  • There are 5 cats on a boat, and 1 jumps off. How many are left?

    Zero, they were copycats.

    Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.

    OK, there are at least 3 pedophiles in your neighborhood.

    But there are no pedophiles in my neighborhood; there are only three 10-year-old girls with juicy asses.

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