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Like this comment if: - Your mom is sus - Your mum is sus

Dislike if: - You are horny.

"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."

Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?

Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

Dad: Are you gay?

Kid: Yes.

10 days later.

Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.

Dad: I thought you were gay?

Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.

Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.

A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"

God, I love working at an orphanage!

You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."

What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.

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