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You lot are sick sons of bitches!
"Can I throw you away? You look like my trash can. Oh, wait, you *are* my trash can."
Bob: What is the percent of people who are depressed?
Me: If you're only counting me, 100%.
Are you a toaster?
'Cause I wanna take a bath with you.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
When you get mad, just punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their mom?
Why are you so fat? I bet you take after your mom more.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
Bully: How is your girlfriend?
Me: I don't have one!
Bully: I know!
Me: How are your parents?
*Walks out of orphanage*
A guy sees a kid crying, and the guy walks up to the kid and asks, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage!
You are so fat that the waiter said to you every time: "Sorry for your weight" instead of "Sorry for the wait."
What’s the difference between a retard and a zombie? Nothing much, they both dribble, moan, are hungry, walk weirdly, and it takes a bullet in the head to put them both down.
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Not even the FBI knows where an orphan's parents are.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
A priest walked in and said to the kids,
"Hey kids, are you ready for your faptism?"
Why can't you solve a murder in Alabama?
All the DNA is identical and there are no dental records.
Yo mama so fat, everyday people kept asking: "Are you pregnant?"