Are jokes
The bully: You're gay.
The nerd: I am.
The bully: Yeah.
The nerd: Then what are you?
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
So imagine bullying an orphan so bad they cry, and then you say, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Why are cheetahs bad at running away? They always get spotted.
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Ms. Norsworthy's chompers are so big they killed a kid once.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
People are arguing about stopping orphan jokes.
Me: m e h. i d o n t c a r e.
Kid: Hi.
Janitor: Wtf you want, kid?
Kid: Why are you rude?
Janitor: 'Cause I have a shitty job.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why don't cheetahs say goodbye?
Because they are not going to work.
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
I have gathered intelligence regarding the Russian Forces that have been stalled in Ukraine for days. Apparently, they are installing rear view mirrors on their combat vehicles and tanks in order to see the battle at the front lines.
What can jump the highest?
Emo kids, some are still in the air.
I saw that my brother has brain cancer, so I asked him: "Are you big brain?"