Are jokes

One day little Jonny is in class. It is the second day back to school. The teacher is annoyed with the kids, so she goes to the front of the class and says, "If you think you are stupid, stand up." Little Jonny stood up.

The teacher asked him, "Why do you think you're stupid?" Little Jonny said, "I don't think I am stupid."

Then the teacher asked little Jonny why he stood up. Then little Jonny replied, "I just felt bad seeing you standing here alone."

Someone asked me, "What are them scars on your arm?" I thought I was playing a violin.

Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.

When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.

My wife is a whore, so I pimped her out and broke her mentally and emotionally, taught her a good lesson of being a real woman loyal to her man. End of story, you women are bitches.

These are the reasons the West will fall. Also, men's rights are f***ing stupid if men keep voting for rich whites!

"Left, center, right, and apolitical, also skeptical, are also a joke."

"White beta males and fake alpha males are a joke that goes for POC men too."

Feminists are a joke.

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me free OnlyFans so I don't touch the youth.

Roses are red, violets are blue, Bill Cosby will pudding rape you.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

Jared from Subway touches the youth.

Why is it okay to stab meat, but I can't stab myself? These woke lefties, BLM, Antifa, feminists, eco-warriors, pro-vaccine libtards are stopping your freedom and right to stab yourself!

Are you an abstract manifestation of my childhood traumas and recent memories combined? 'Cause damn, you look like you came out of a dream!

Rape jokes are like your dad's dick. You don't want it but you still get it anyway.

When you are in the legendary chest in Fortnite and no golden scar rage.

My mom told me to make my dad smile, and she will give me $100, so I said, "The Cowboys are gonna win the Super Bowl." He smiled, but my mom didn't give it to me.

Anyways, I forgot about my package coming, and the mailman came, and I said, "I like your hat; teal looks nice on you," and he smiled, and my mom gave me $100.

My jokes are like your dad, you only see them for a few days.

So, a man walks past a gun store and sees all the guns are half price. Then the man says, "Wow, school supplies are low this week."

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.