April Fools' Day

April Fools' Day Jokes

Day

BlessedBrian must have been born on April Fools’ Day... because he’s a joke every day of the year.

Orphan

April Fool's Day: Go tell an orphan their parents are back.

Orphan: Where... Oh.

Homework

One Tuesday afternoon, Little Jonny decides he wants extra homework, so he went to his teacher and said, "Hello, can I have extra homework this week?"

The teacher replied with, "Sure, be at my house Friday afternoon to cut my lawn, polish the counters, scrub the baseboards, scrub and paint the walls!"

And Johnny replied with, "That's not what I meant, but at least I'll get paid!"

The teacher said, "How about $200 each job?"

Johnny replied with, "OK."

Friday afternoon at her house, after Johnny does all the jobs, he asked for his payment and the teacher laughed and said, "You do know that Tuesday was April Fools' Day, right?"

Prank

In 2021, we won't need an April Fool's prank. Just think of Joe Biden and call it a day.

Office

We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

Orphan

It's April Fools' Day. I'm gonna go to the orphanage and tell kids, "Their parents are here to pick them up."

Orphan

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"