Applesauce jokes

Applesauce.

What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.

if you throw it hard enough.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.... 🥵🤣

Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.