Applesauce

Applesauce jokes

Apple

    • What do you get when you mix an apple with water... applesauce. Wait, do not leave yet. If you are still reading this, you have been rekt, ha ha. At least I am still laughing.

    Cookie

    • Little Johnny got detention because when he was walking to lunch, he saw a bowl of apples and there was a note on it that said, "Take 1, God is watching." He continued walking and saw a bowl of cookies that said, "Take 1, please." So little Johnny made his own note and he wrote, "Take as many cookies as you want, God is watching the apples."

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    • Apple

    • An apple a day can do so much more than keep the doctor away... it can keep ANYONE away.

    if you throw it hard enough.

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