Apple Tree jokes

Why do apple trees like emo kids?

Because they like to play yoyo with them.

What do apple trees and orphans have in common?

The apples get picked.

Why do orphans sit in apple trees?

They wait to be picked.

My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.

3 year old boy: 1... 2...uh....?

Older brother: Ooh I know! 1, 2, 3 get the fuck off my apple tree!

My brother told me he wanted to find a golden apple tree in real life. I told him it was a fruitless mission.

What was the oak tree's response to the apple tree's joke?

You should leaf it alone!