Apealing jokes

what did the banana say to the banana?

"u look a-pealing"

I told my doctor I ate a bunch of bananas. It wasn’t a very a-peeling experience.

Like it if you judge people's hairlines.

Yes, I'm CUTE.

C-ringe U-gly T-errible E-mpty.

You look good with anything, but nothing works too.

Is it just me, or are magnets really attractive?