Anxiety Attack jokes

My neck, my back, my crippling anxiety attacks.

My anxiety has anxiety.

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

If I were a party, then anxiety must be the cousin depression felt obligated to bring to the party, and insomnia the little annoying sibling.

Real Pokémon.

Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.