Animal Product Jokes

Milk

Man: Cow milk is drinkable.

Other man: How do you know that?

Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*

Other man: John...h-how do you know that!

Food

What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?

Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.

Egg

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!