What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
How does cheese rat cheese?
It cheeses.
Why did the egg fall off the motorbike?
He was shite.
The udder day I drank milk.
It was udderly delicious!
What do you call a lazy piece of meat?
A meatloaf.
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
What place can you always find suicidal cows at?
"McDonald's."
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit.
