And jokes
Why is there A/C in hospitals?
So the vegetables stay nice and fresh.
When you want to see and smell your ex for the last time, look at a ugly dog, and smell the garbage.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
I saw a beautiful homeless girl and asked if I could take her out on a date. She politely accepted and enjoyed herself. Soon after, I asked if I could take her home, she smiled and nodded her head. Her smile disappeared when she saw me running away with her cardboard box.
What's long, white, and thick? My dick.
Why is 1 equal to 22?
4 is too busy and one has the 21s to 4!
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An Indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down because they had no naan bread in stock.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why are girls and rocks so alike?
If they're flat, they get skipped.
There was once a genie with a 10 foot weenie, and he showed it to the neighbors next door.
They thought it was a snake and hit it with a rake. Now it's only 6.4ft.
If Trump colored his hair green and wore an orange shirt and pants, I will call him a carrot.
My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.
Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
What's the similarity between a Christmas ornament and a person?
They both hang...
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
What do you call it when a town on the south coast of England sprouts legs and starts walking around the country?
A walkie-Torquay.
A famous celebrity admitted that she was non-straight, suffered from a rare condition that changed the colour of her skin, did not age well, only wanted to be compensated for her work in the 5th month of each year at her favourite store while laying down:
TO GET FAYE'S WAY, PAY GRAY, GRAY, GAY FAYE WRAY IN MAY AND LAY HER DOWN AT "THE BAY". OK!!!
What did one cheese say to the other cheese?
"Hello, it's a nice day, do you have any plans on what you're going to do?"... The other cheese was taken back by his politeness and friendliness, they agreed to meet again, and were soon married and lived happily ever after. Let this tale of the two cheeses inspire you to be a better person.