And jokes

Don’t suicide! Please don’t, it’s horrible, and you will hurt so many people that love you.

That’s why no one will be hurt.

OK, guys, quick update, what is going on with Freshfry, Drew, and Alya?

All they're doing is fighting, and I want to put an end to it. So Freshfry, Drew, and Alya all need to read this, OK. First, Freshfry, you should've just said OK the first thing he said, and Drew... really? You had to keep egging him on. I don't know about Alya, but it's like cats and dogs fighting. Just please stop fighting :(

You're so ugly your mom and dad abandoned you, and you went to the adoption center, and not even the adoption center would take you or let you in.

The time I saw you and you asked me to be your friend.

Me: "Yeah... no. You're too ugly. Even your parents never loved you."

Kid: 😭

Doctor: I have bad news and really bad news.

Patient: What's the bad news?

Doctor: You have 24 hours to live.

Patient: What's the really bad news?

Doctor: I forgot to tell you yesterday.

What does a baby and a hand grenade have in common?

They both make noise when you throw them.

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    • My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"

    What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!

    What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!

    What is the state of Texas for? Guns!

    What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)

    What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!

    What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?

    What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!

    What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)

    In the year 2020, who were the biggest enemies?

    Coronavirus and toilet paper.

    If I was in a room with Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, Hitler, and my greatest enemy, I would pour out the bullets and beat my enemy with the gun.

    Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

    A guy walks into a bar with a 44 magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The guy behind the bar says, "Mate, you don't have enough bullets!"

    What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

    I kicked a soccer ball at a kid in a wheelchair and said, "Rocket League!"

    What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?

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    • Hello, if you don't know me (which you probably don't), my name is watersharky, or WS, or Shark.

    I am a normal, weird kid/preteen, and that's it. If you want more info on me, I will gladly share! Shark out.

    There were once these two twins. One twin, no matter what happened, was always pissed off, while the other one was always happy.

    This baffled scientists, so they ran an experiment on the twins to figure out what was happening. They took the angry one and left him in a room with all of the latest technology and the most expensive toys and left him overnight. When they came back, he was still grumpy. When they asked him why, he said, "None of these are actually mine, and you left me in here all night, so I'm angry!"

    His explanation was reasonable, so they ran another experiment on the other kid. This time, they left him overnight in a room that was literally just filled with horse shit. When they came back to check on him the next morning, he was still smiling. When they asked him why, he said, "With all of this horse crap, there has to be a pony in here somewhere!"