And jokes
How do rappers stay cool in the studio?
They turn on the mic and DROP THE HEAT!
I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.
A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.
They say birds of a feather flock together, so I guess that’s why Kris and common sense haven’t met yet.
Don’t be racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.
My proctologist used to be a photographer. He took x-rays and told me to bend over and say "cheese!"
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
This was a few months ago. I used to help people load and unload inventory. One day I’m driving home after having lunch with my sister, and she asked if we can stop at the next gas station. I told her, "So you can weigh yourself on the truck scale?"
Yo mama is so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches sofa.
What is common with dark humor and unvaccinated kids?
Neither do ever grow old.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
Pick it up and suck its dick.
What's the difference between yo mama and a fat ugly pig? - I never fucked that fat ugly pig...
Q: What do a prostitute and a vacuum have in common?
A: If they stop sucking, you can smack them until they start again.
People who wannabe rich and famous rappers should always look at Tekashi 6ix9ine, and learn what not to do.
What's the difference between a rapist's mouth and a sewer?
Nothing, they both spout shit.
Jack is a loser and a gaybo and a trans and a fanny face.
BlessedBrian’s sense of humor is like a GPS without signal... LOST and going NOWHERE.
What's the difference between me and cancer?
Well, my dad couldn't beat cancer.
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.