And jokes
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...
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What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
What goes inside and comes out wet?
Jokes are like your grandparents, old and dead.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
What do Princess Diana and the Beatles have in common?
They both made quite an impact in Europe.
What's the difference between 63 cents and Princess Diana?
It's easier to scrape up 63 cents.
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
Give a blind kid a gun and tell him it's a hair dryer.