And jokes
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?
The emo girl still bleeds.
I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.
A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”
I said, “Well, which one are you then?”
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When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Why do orphans cry alone?
They do not have a mom's lap to sit on and a shoulder to cry on.
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
What's the difference between me and a rapist?
He forced her, while I convinced her with a candy.
She was just 7 years old.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
On April Fool's, go to an orphanage and tell them that their parents are here to pick them up.
Jack and Jill went up the hill.
Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.
Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.
Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."
Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.
But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "Fuck him, he's only an egg."
This is coming from an Indian btw and I find it very racist and it all stereotypes.
What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?
Her dad didn't beat cancer.
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Hey guys, I just wanna say what happened to Kanye; he is one of my favorite rappers, and he’s going through a hard time. I don’t see why people can’t just spread love and kindness like me💕
I think that Kanye was right to say what he said. I completely support him, and I don’t understand why people hate on him for using his 1st amendment, and Yeezy should be sued for it.
Quote of the day: Love bests hate as for hate is the killer of friendships - Collin Kaepernick