And jokes
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you say to the orphan?
"Shut up, get a mom and dad!"
There was an exam music quiz question about Gary Glitter. Now, if there's anyone you don't want to associate with the phrase "shh, turn over, you've got an hour," it's him.
Shit, my bad. I should leave him alone, he just wants to settle down and have kids.
Why do Native Americans hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
Died and came back sped. I call that rien-tardation.
Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."
"2001 just called and they want their towers back."
Yo mama was so fat that when she stepped on the scale the scale said: "You gained another pound, nice going fatso, a few more ounces and you can qualify for your own zip code!"
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
What's the difference between a homo and a refrigerator?
A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.
Sam and Amya like anal sex with each other.
Why are Spider-Man and an orphan so similar?
They both have "No Way Home."
Three rednecks, Billy, Joe, and John, are talking about their hobbies. They agree on shooting. John says, "I like shooting animals." Joe says, "I like shooting birds." Billy says, "I like shooting cans." Joe and John ask, "What kind of cans, like bear cans, Pepsi cans, or cola cans?" Billy responds, "Africans, Mexicans, Jamaicans, and Asian Americans."
What do you get when you cross breed a bear with a retarded person?
A feminist (a hairy and brainless beast).
I’m gonna put my AR 15 up your fucking ass and pull the trigger!
What did Osama Bin Laden's kids not inherit after his death?
His hide-and-seek skills.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
Your forehead and your hairline must be great friends, because they go way back.