And jokes
The daughter walks up to her father and asks him, "Dad, can I ask you something?"
The father says, "Of course, what's your question?"
The daughter replies and asks, "How do you feel about abortion?"
The father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?"
The daughter replies, "I don't have a sis-"
It's like your hairline and your forehead had a disagreement.
What’s the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus?
You only need 1 nail to hang a painting!
What’s black and at the top of a stair case?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
"Spray and pray," also known as a priest with an altar boy.
Yo momma so fat, I took a photo of her last year and it's still printing.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Your mum is so fat, when she reached for the remote, when she found it, it was crushed.
One man's trash is another man's treasure, he said when he found out his parents split up and he is being adopted.
Your family is so poor, when you knocked on the door for money, I offered you a penny, and when you knocked again, the rock answered and knocked you out.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
I went to a book store yesterday and I saw a book that said "how to solve 50% of your problems." So I bought 2.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.
Haha, I fucked you over!
When an orphan takes a pic, is it known as a family picture? 📸
Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
Three men die at the same time and go to Heaven. St. Peter says to them, "It's going to be a long journey to heaven, so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives."
"We'll start with you, Michael. Since you were quite the womanizer and cheated on your wife multiple times, you will be getting a Toyota." The man, embarrassed, left in the Toyota.
"Nolan, you were better; you cheated on your wife twice, so I will give you a Mercedes. Now, as for you, Mark, you never cheated on your wife; you are an absolute saint, so I will be giving you a Lamborghini."
The man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car, and he asked the man in the Lamborghini, "What the hell is going on?"
The man in the Lamborghini says, "I just saw my wife riding through the streets of Heaven on roller skates!"
Why are cheetahs big cats? Because they poo and purr.