And jokes

Your momma is so stupid, she farted and turned the radio on to cover up the smell.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

What's the difference between an orphan's parents and his boomerang?

One of them actually came back.

Today I was at PE, and I saw a kid in a wheelchair. I threw a basketball at him, and I yelled, "Rocket League!"

What do a mole and an eagle have in common?

They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.

Did you hear about the new drink commemorating Princess Diana?

It had nine shots and seven chasers!

Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.

If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.

Arab rizz. Are you a tower? Because I wanna blow you up and don't let your friend know about this. Rashid, I told you not to blow it up, I had it.

The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather.

*True story*

I saw this guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said "Smurf Paint," but I shouted, "Megamind!"

What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field? The baseball field has a home to run back to.

What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?

They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.

Yo mama so stupid, she put a battery up her a** and said, "I GOT THE POWER!"

Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?

Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.