And jokes
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Your hairline is so wonky, "Wheels on the Bus" goes round and round on your hairline.
Chris Hemsworth is Australian, and Thor is from space. Does that make him an Australien?
Yo mama so fat that the US (Mexico) and North Korea (South Korea) got into a war fighting over who gets to use her as their border wall.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
I gave Helen Keller an Oculus and AirPods for her 12th birthday, and she hated them and me.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
What's the difference between a crumbled man and 9/11... nothing, they're both crumbled.
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
Your hair and your hairline must be best friends, 'cause they go waaaaay back!
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.
When I see the little brother in a video get everything, I try it and get grounded ;-;
My mom gives me your stuff because you have bad grades.
Me: How about my 5 little brothers? I have A's; he has F's.
She lets him play anyway and I don't.
When my bro says "YOUR MOM" when I'm talking when I'm at school, and my friend says "YOUR MOM," me punches him;-;
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
When I'm chilling and a little kid ruins my moment.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.