Americans live in the U.S.A. The quiet kids live in the U.Z.I.
What do the initials ACLU stand for?
🤔
American Communist Lawyers Union.
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car.
So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
Americans be like: "Here is the US, we drive on the right side of the road."
England be like: "Here in the UK, we drive on the left side of the road."
Russians after a car accident be like: "Here in Russia, road is road."
You take a plane from Australia. Your mom is American, your dad is British, and your brother (and you) is Canadian (well, because they traveled along many places). You are eating dinner, but you realized you were going to Europe.
You went sleepy, and you forgot your pet named "Strallia." But she could not go anyways, so you had to leave her. When you went to Europe, you were in the "COUNTRY-SIDE."
What's the difference between an American police man and a Christian?
At least a Christian kneels in church.
Why are Americans so bad at chess? Cause they lost 2 towers
What show do orphans hate? American Dad
Where is Colorado?
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
The Americans.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
What is the difference between an American and a computer?
An American doesn’t have trouble shooting.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
why are americans such good chess players?
because they lost 2 towers.
3 men walk up to Indians, one American, one Muslim, and one African American. The Indians say, "We're all gonna kill you." One of the men asks why. The Indian says, "So we can use your skin to make kyanks." He also says, "Y'all decide how you die." The Muslim says, "I want to drown," so they drown him. The African American says, "Shoot me." And the American grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, I mean everywhere. The Indian said, "What's the point of this?" and the American says, "F**k your kyanks."
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family:
"My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans, and my uncle against the Argentinians."
The friend replied: "It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!"
He do American feel like Trump is the president, he is stupid like soup.
Unlike the Americans, Hitler knew when to kill himself.
