Americans don't like playing chess with muslims, last time they did play they ended up losing two towers.
The americans
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
What is the difference between an American and a computer? An American doesn’t have trouble shooting
Whats the difference between and american school and a shooting range
my dick doesnt get hard at the shooting range
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
why are americans such good chess players?
because they lost 2 towers.
3 men walk up to indans, one american,one muslim, and one african american, the indans say were all ganna kill you. one of the men ask why. The indan says so we can use your skin to make kyanks. He also says yall decide how you die.The mysim says i want to drown, so they drown him.African american says shoot me.And the american grabs a fork and starts poking himself everywhere, i mean everywhere. the indan said whats the point of this and the american says f**k your kyanks.
A young boy was talking to his friend about his family: " My great-grandfather fought against Napoleon, my grandfather fought against the English, my father fought against the Americans and my uncle against the Argentinians." The friend replied: " It seems that your family can't get along with anybody!" GPerri Milano
he do American fell like trump is the president he is stuip like soup
Unlike the Americans Hitler knew when to kill his self
A American goes on a British bus after being in war he wants to sit down so he goes to the back of the bus to sit down but there is a old woman on the seat with her dog in the next the man says will you move your dog the lady says oh you Americans always so demanding and she says to sit some where else he goes through and finds no seats so now he at the back again this time he throws the dog out the window and sits down the man in front says you Americans always do things wrong first yoy drive on the wrong side of the road then hold you knife and fork wrong and you threw the wrong bitch out the window
What do you call a African American pilot?
A pilot you racist bastard.
What happens if the dumbest person from Europe goes to the US??
The average iq increases in both places.
Wonder why the British are so good at chess? They have the queen.
Wonder why Americans are so bad at chess? They lost two towers.
If you're American outside the restroom, what are you in the restroom?
European.
What are you on your way to the bathroom?
Russian
whats a similarity between harvey weinstein's pants and american bombs?
They both drop unannounced and leave mass casualties
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go barf, American dogs go woof and Chinese dogs go sizzle
Yo mama so American she deported Dora the explorer
In 2016, Americans took "Orange is the New Black" to a whole other level.
