American Dream jokes

If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?

The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.

A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."

I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.

One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!