American Dream jokes
If the American Dream exists, why is it always filmed in Canada?
The American Dream is real. It's just set and filmed in Toronto and not Texas.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
One time in my dream, I had a dream that all people in wheelchairs could walk. It was awesome; I could walk!
The Americans.
A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."