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Kelly Clarkson

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

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    • Parent

    If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.

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    • Kelly Clarkson

    Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

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    • R. Kelly

    What is the difference between R Kelly and Kelly Clarkson?

    R Kelly hits on preteens, Kelly Clarkson hits on toddlers.

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    • Kelly Clarkson

    Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

    (And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

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